Not designed for cell phones
What is the Butter-cat paradox? Well, Toast always lands with the buttered side down, but cats always land on their feet. So, if you take a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat so that the buttered side faces up, and then drop the cat, will it land on the floor on it’s feet or will the toast land butter side down on the floor.
The world may never know.
But what the world does know is this: if you put a piece of toast (or anything else) on a table, the cat WILL jump on the table and knock it off!
And that is your job in this game. You are the cat and your goal is to jump on the table and kick the toast through the moving hoop. Do it right and you’ll get a kitty treat. Do it wrong and the toast will get away!
Controls – right and left arrow to move the cat. Spacebar to jump. Up arrow to kick the toast.
If the toast falls on the floor, kick – or walk into – the toast to the trap door to dispose of it. A new toast will spawn on the table if you hit the hoop or the trap door gets it.
More enhancements coming such as inventory, more objects to knock off the table, buffs to make the cat bigger and better, etc
Looking for something a bit more chaotic? Head over to the Silly Nonsense Generator for a burst of digital absurdity.
Creator: Reed
Publisher: Cyberwizard Productions
First published: Feb 9, 2026