The Mission: You are a cat. Your job is to kick stuff off the table because the humans didn't ask your permission to put it there. And tables, as everyone knows, belong to the cat!

• Move: A / D or Arrow Keys
• Jump: W / Space
• Swat/Kick: ArrowUp / F / E

Jump onto the table to reach objects. Swat them to launch them across the room!

• To Score: Kick any object through the Golden Hoop. This earns points and spawns treats!
• Floor Vent (Bottom Left): Use this to remove an object and spawn a fresh one on the table.
• Cat Bed (Right): Use this to "tidy up"—it returns the object to the shelves.

Treats spawn on the floor or shelves after you score! Eat them to increase your score based on the current difficulty.

• Toast: Light and bouncy. Kick it through the hoop!
• Vase: Heavy. Shatters into shards on the floor — the vacuum cleans them up.
• Phone: Fragile. Cracks on impact. In Insane mode it regresses into a clunky old phone.
• Fishbowl: Break it and fish fly out onto the shelves! Kick each fish through the hoop before their timer runs out. The golden fish scores bonus points.
• Soda Glass: Breaks on impact and leaves a sticky puddle where it lands. The glass slides to disposal automatically. Ice cubes spill out — kick them through the hoop before they melt!
• Ice Cube: Scores +2 through the hoop. Melts after sitting still. Kicking it pauses the melt timer — it only resumes after the cube rests for 10 seconds. Ice cubes dissolve sticky puddles when they melt on one.

Soda glass leaves a brown sticky puddle when it shatters. Walking through it slows the cat. Melt an ice cube on top of a puddle to wash it away — it turns into a water puddle that evaporates on its own.

Press I anywhere to open your inventory. You'll see objects stored in the cat bed and any power-ups you've purchased. Click a power-up to activate it.

• Practice: No score, physics test.
• Easy/Med: Standard mechanics.
• Hard/Insane: Fast shelves, haunted vases.