How to Play
The Mission: You are a cat. Your job is to kick stuff off the table because the humans didn't ask your permission to put it there. And tables, as everyone knows, belong to the cat!
- Move: A / D or Arrow Keys
- Jump: W / Space
- Swat/Kick: ArrowUp / F / E
Jump onto the table to reach objects. Swat them to launch them across the room!
Scoring & Goals
- To Score: Kick any object through the Golden Hoop. This earns points and spawns treats!
- Floor Vent (Bottom Left): Use this to remove an object and spawn a fresh one on the table.
- Cat Bed (Right): Use this to "tidy up"—it returns the object to the shelves.
Treats & Multipliers
Treats spawn on the floor or shelves after you score! Eat them to increase your score based on the current difficulty.
Object Types
- Toast: Light, bouncy, chaotic.
- Vase: Heavy, shatters on floor.
- Phone: Fragile, cracks on impact.
- Bowl: Releases fish when broken. Eat them!
Difficulty
- Practice: No score, physics test.
- Easy/Med: Standard mechanics.
- Hard/Insane: Fast shelves, haunted vases.