The Sock Vacuum

Into the Void Between Laundry Baskets!

🧦 The Lore: Where Do They Go?

Have you ever pulled a load of laundry out of the dryer only to find… one sock is missing? It didn’t just “get lost.” It fell through a tear in the fabric of spacetime. It fell into The Void Between Laundry Baskets. In this zero-gravity dimension, lost socks float eternally, free from the oppression of feet. But they are not safe. This realm is patrolled by Feral Laundry Baskets—sentient, hungry plastic predators that have tasted static electricity and now crave cotton.

🎮 Your Mission

You are the Quantum Laundromat Operator. Your job is simple: Deploy Fabric: Click anywhere in the void to rescue (spawn) lost socks in the void. Defend the Cotton: The Feral Baskets will hunt them down. Fight Back with… Vitamins?: For reasons science cannot explain, these creatures are terrified of fresh produce.

🕹️ How to Play

• CLICK anywhere in the empty void to spawn socks.
• CLICK  ON A BASKET to launch High-Velocity Emoji Fruit at it.

1. 🍅 Tomato: The red menace.
2. 🍊 Orange: Citrus justice.
3. 🍇 Grape: Small, but purple.

SCARE IT OFF: Land 3 direct hits to send the basket into a panic. Each time you hit it with a fruit, it will turn the color of the fruit, but beware, it can still drag the socks back to the laundry if you don’t hit it 3 times! SCORING: Socks Sent to the Washer: How many socks the baskets dragged back to the laundry. Laundry Baskets Scared: How many baskets did you scare away?

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